4.25.2010

Regulation Nation

Regulation nation, man your stations. 
Do your part for the EPA.
 
Propaganda bonanza, paid for by you.
$2500 and a pat on the back. Good job!
 
Regulation - that's right!
Good for the nation - oh yeah! 
Regulation - worker's unite!
Federal bureaucracy, used to be democracy.
 
Maybe the new EPA videos by the drones can be 
like the old Schoolhouse Rock! 
 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. 

4.13.2010

The Right Wing Force Field

I keep waiting for someone to say this but I haven't heard it yet, so... you heard it here first: the left is trying to brand tea parties as racists and vitriolic etc. not to hurt their feelings... tea party folks all know they're not racists and that it's bunk. But it's more to scare potential Democrats, Independents, and yes black people, away from joining up, or even listening.

Same tactics used to scare people away from actually hearing the message of Rush, or Fox News, or Glenn, et al. Very important to scare people away from these messages of sanity. Because if your trusted CNN tells you to avoid El Rushbo and FOX, then you'll stay far away. Hey, Democrats: you're being played. Funny how the "open minded ones" become completely shut down at the mention of a right wing movement of which they've only seen clips from an MSNBC type angle. Just try mentioning El Rushbo or Mark Levin or Glenn Beck to a devoted Democrat to witness the phenomenon.

2.17.2010

Obama deemed More Obnoxious than an Exhaust Fan

Which is less obnoxious? The exhaust fan above my stove, or a speech by Barack Obama?

Well, I'd say the exhaust fan, because it doesn't lie, has some useful function, and the best part is, can be turned off.

2.01.2010

Consumer Reports Recalls 4 Million Magazines

Ya know, I've always looked at Consumer Reports as a skeptic as they constantly recommended Japanese cars that looked almost exactly the same with no originality (Accord, Camry... Camry, Accord). Now that Toyota is recalling half of their fleet, can we also recall Consumer Reports?

3 Thoughts

If you still believe that FDR didn't greatly extend the Depression, then just observe what's happening today.

Liberal government... always better in theory than in practice. Mark Steyn

The Grammys were revealing, all fluff, no substance. These were the people who elected Obama... see the connection?

1.26.2010

Ladies and Gentlemen!


Testing 1, 2, 3. Mike check. Hello? Testing.  <* clears throat *>
Ladies and Gentlemen! Your education has certainly suffered during the past 8 years. But I'm here to change that.... bringing what's called NEW MATH to Washington, where 4 million lost jobs equals a gain of 2 million (saved or created, or saved, or created, or created/saved), where taxes raised on health care, cigarettes, and the repealing of the Bush tax cuts equals a tax break on the middle class. Where thousands of government employees now making for the first time over $175k equals cutting back and reducing the deficit, while the debt ceiling has been raised (hallelujah) to over 14 trillion. And did I mention that bankers (one industry making a profit) are evil?

2 3 4

I’m gonna blame Bush forever, forever & ever amen
As long as old men sit & talk about the weather
As long as old women sit & talk about old men
If you wonder how long I’ll be blaming him
I’ll be happy to tell you again
I'm gonna blame Bush, forever & ever, forever & ever amen

You may think that I’m acting foolish
You’ve heard that I’m new & I’m green
You may wonder how I can promise you now
We’ll spend a trillion dollars while we still owe three
And it’s not my blood that is spilling
When I give up memos of the CIA
It’s not my money that I will be spending
On every left-wing program that enters my brain

one more time

I’m gonna blame Bush forever, forever & ever amen
As long as old men sit & talk about the weather
As long as old women sit & talk about old men
If you wonder how long I’ll be blaming him
I’ll be happy to tell you again
I'm gonna blame Bush, forever & ever, forever & ever amen


Okay - are we done here? Can we just let the computer deliver the speech next time? All the words are in there already, so why do I have to actually speak them? I'll form a committee to look into that. Thank you very much.

1.23.2010

Recklessly Courting Disaster

"You should not be reading this book. I should not have been able to write it."

Courting Disaster by Marc A. Thiessen

Few know more about these CIA operations than Thiessen, and in his new book, Courting Disaster, he documents just how effective the CIA’s interrogations were in foiling attacks on America, penetrating al-Qaeda’s high command, and providing our military with actionable intelligence. Thiessen also shows how reckless President Obama has been in shutting down the CIA’s program and releasing secret documents that have aided our enemies.