Unashamed and Unaware

Was it fair for the Debate Commission to not allow Obama to use his teleprompter for the debate? The number one answer: Otherwise how is he going to memorize an entire hour and a half debate? I'd be so embarrassed to be a Democrat, but each new day comes, and many people still proceed on as a Dem, unashamed or perhaps unaware of how foolish they appear. The President can say anything to these supporters and they will parrot it like it bears resemblance to factual or truthful information. We're on the right track. We're growing jobs. We're moving forward. For example Harry Reid starts a flash mob about Romney's tax returns, and how many fools rushed in on that? Here doggy, chase the ball. Most rational people knew immediately it was false, because Reid is not credible. But Democrats, no, they're in! Once the lie is revealed, it doesn't matter. They're onto Big Bird now, who is worth more than Romney himself, but no matter, he needs his millions from taxpayers. Anyway, the esteemed Democrat party:

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Testing 1, 2, 3. Mike check. Hello? Testing.  <* clears throat *>

Ladies and Gentlemen! Your education has certainly suffered during the past 8 years. But I'm here to change that.... bringing what's called NEW MATH to Washington, where 4 million lost jobs equals a gain of 2 million (saved or created, or saved, or created, or created/saved), where taxes raised on health care, cigarettes, and the repealing of the Bush tax cuts equals a tax break on the middle class. Where thousands of government employees now making for the first time over $175k equals cutting back and reducing the deficit, while the debt ceiling has been raised (hallelujah) to over 14 trillion. And did I mention that bankers (one industry making a profit) are evil?

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I’m gonna blame Bush forever, forever & ever amen
As long as old men sit & talk about the weather
As long as old women sit & talk about old men
If you wonder how long I’ll be blaming him
I’ll be happy to tell you again
I'm gonna blame Bush, forever & ever, forever & ever amen

You may think that I’m acting foolish
You’ve heard that I’m new & I’m green
You may wonder how I can promise you now
We’ll spend a trillion dollars while we still owe three
And it’s not my blood that is spilling
When I give up memos of the CIA
It’s not my money that I will be spending
On every left-wing program that enters my brain

one more time

I’m gonna blame Bush forever, forever & ever amen
As long as old men sit & talk about the weather
As long as old women sit & talk about old men
If you wonder how long I’ll be blaming him
I’ll be happy to tell you again
I'm gonna blame Bush, forever & ever, forever & ever amen

Okay - are we done here? Can we just let the computer deliver the speech next time? All the words are in there already, so why do I have to actually speak them? I'll form a committee to look into that. Thank you very much.